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by legitimatebeef
Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:29 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: 2019 summer support group
Replies: 14
Views: 168

Re: 2019 summer support group

Dangerous hot now. Hundred and teens for the past couple days. Night time brings no relief either. Fuck. I just went to the gym then a quick bike ride and jog out in the heat. For a few minutes at a time, it feels kind of good. Why not.
by legitimatebeef
Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:06 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: 2019 summer support group
Replies: 14
Views: 168

Re: 2019 summer support group

Shoutout to everyone in a heat wave. We are looking at a *low* of 90-something for the next few days. Extreme humidity. Blackouts anticipated. :onfire
by legitimatebeef
Wed Jul 17, 2019 2:44 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The Open, Chez is 175/1 to win
Replies: 7
Views: 71

Re: The Open, Chez is 175/1 to win

Fuck it, I am declaring this to be our official thread for the 148th Open Championship.

Go Chez

:facepalm
by legitimatebeef
Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:17 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The Open, Chez is 175/1 to win
Replies: 7
Views: 71

Re: The Open, Chez is 175/1 to win

That someone is even setting odds for a Chez win is a major moral victory IMHO.
by legitimatebeef
Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:44 am
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: Random golf thoughts
Replies: 219
Views: 24244

Re: Random golf thoughts

Love the late night random posting, keep it going. I am going to exempt myself from your scolding obviously. I post plenty about my stupid golf thoughts, you know it and I know it.
by legitimatebeef
Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:36 am
Forum: The Other Forum (anything)
Topic: Tennis
Replies: 97
Views: 10788

Re: Tennis

I too believe. Should The Maestro beat microphone-head, it would be the most significant title of them all. :puke Both these punks are closing in on The Maestro's all-time record. To beat them both down, at this age, would be final proof that The Maestro is without question the greatest of all time....
by legitimatebeef
Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:37 pm
Forum: The Other Forum (anything)
Topic: Tennis
Replies: 97
Views: 10788

Re: Tennis

F the "big three" of tennis. Legitimategolf.com now stands behind Roberto Bautista-Agut of Spain. Biggest upset in tennis history, it will be.
by legitimatebeef
Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:31 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: New Forum Feature! Tag/mention users
Replies: 6
Views: 158

Re: New Forum Feature! Tag/mention users

Good evening @jfurr
by legitimatebeef
Wed Jul 10, 2019 10:59 am
Forum: The Other Forum (anything)
Topic: Tennis
Replies: 97
Views: 10788

Re: Tennis

bkuehn1952 wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:04 am
We need some upsets in the "odd" half of the draw to get the #1 and #3 seeds gone.
Nobody in men's tennis is close to being up to the task. Old man dominance continues. If Fed wants to win another Wimby, he will have to go through both them assholes now. I am throwing in the towel. Sad.
by legitimatebeef
Mon Jul 08, 2019 1:07 pm
Forum: The Other Forum (anything)
Topic: Tennis
Replies: 97
Views: 10788

Re: Tennis

Today on the Wimbledon schedule is probably the greatest Monday in all of grand slam tournament tennis. Everybody left in the tournament plays.

That said, yesterday which was the first Sunday of Wimbledon, is the absolute worst day in all of grand slam tournament tennis, on which nobody plays.
by legitimatebeef
Mon Jul 08, 2019 1:04 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: WTF did you shoot today?
Replies: 1766
Views: 233613

Re: WTF did you shoot today?

I've played at Skylinks near the airport in Long Beach. Pretty decent course except for, y'know, the airport, and Long Beach.
by legitimatebeef
Mon Jul 08, 2019 1:02 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: WTF did you shoot today?
Replies: 1766
Views: 233613

Re: WTF did you shoot today?

:lolz

Not laughing at @Duke of Hazards misfortune. 1) it is just a game B) 80 is a fine score and C) you have to laugh at both the cruelness of golf as well as the failure of the human psyche to keep its shit together in such moments.
by legitimatebeef
Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:20 am
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: 2019 summer support group
Replies: 14
Views: 168

Re: 2019 summer support group

Finally looked at the scorecard. 52/41. That includes a 10 on the front nine, fuckin shit. Three lost balls on one stupid hole. Pretty wide fairway too. It takes a real man to accept that many penalty strokes. That fourth drive was pounded though. :fkno
by legitimatebeef
Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:46 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: 2019 summer support group
Replies: 14
Views: 168

Re: 2019 summer support group

Hot and sticky to the max, but not crowded. Neshanic Valley is my favorite course now. GBOGEY knows what I am talking about. I shot a 90 something. 41 on the back nine. Not bad considering I haven't been on a golf course since early May. :puke I hit a couple decent shots, just enough to keep me from...
by legitimatebeef
Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:53 am
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: 2019 summer support group
Replies: 14
Views: 168

Re: 2019 summer support group

Actually going to play actual golf on an actual course today. :heynow Been so long since playing golf in the heat. Probably gonna break out in a heat/sun/sweat rash, prickly heat, you name it. Pre-emptively fuck this shit. :thumbdown
by legitimatebeef
Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:16 am
Forum: The Other Forum (anything)
Topic: Tennis
Replies: 97
Views: 10788

Re: Tennis

Wimbledonz started. I don't like Federer's chances because the grass is so slow this year. In tennis, if you are old, ironically you need a fast, not a slow court surface. Champion is going to be Slavic douchebag Novak Djokovic.
by legitimatebeef
Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:41 am
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: 2019 PGA Tour thread
Replies: 136
Views: 3897

Re: 2019 PGA Tour thread

When the emotions first start to come out, he makes a little joke about crying. But by the end, he is a complete mess. :rofl
by legitimatebeef
Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:38 am
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: WTF did you shoot today?
Replies: 1766
Views: 233613

Re: WTF did you shoot today?

I didn't play, but I made plans to on Saturday. Thunderstorms. :nope
by legitimatebeef
Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:14 am
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: 2019 PGA Tour thread
Replies: 136
Views: 3897

Re: 2019 PGA Tour thread

Fuck it, this is senior golf but Stricker is a PGA Tour legend. https://twitter.com/GolfonFOX/status/1145475222587531267 Steve Stricker is the best. When he wins, it is the best. He will turn on the waterworks right on cue every time. Nobody does it better. Nobody more humbled in victory than this m...
by legitimatebeef
Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:09 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 21
Views: 216

Re: Chez is on a heater

The Chez party is over, for now. From page one of leaderboard to over the cut line in the span of one round. That's okay. We will rise again.
by legitimatebeef
Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:59 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: MG Golf review (gloves)
Replies: 12
Views: 2329

Re: MG Golf review (gloves)

Good news: MG golf gloves are on sale for $5.99 :up

Bad news: every purchase comes with a one year subscription to Golf Digest. NOOOOOOOOOO!!! :gross
by legitimatebeef
Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:54 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: WTF did you shoot today?
Replies: 1766
Views: 233613

Re: WTF did you shoot today?

Something tells me the Dougster's not too bothered by the heat and humidity what with all his microfiber shirting, and cooling towels, and vacuum flasks and what not.
by legitimatebeef
Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:52 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: WTF did you shoot today?
Replies: 1766
Views: 233613

Re: WTF did you shoot today?

Backed up yesterday's 77 with another one today. Things are clicking right now. Feeling in great control out there. Only 10 GIRs and no birdies today, but hit 79% of fairways. And got up and down 3Xs for par and two more times to save bogey. Satisfying day. Nice round and all but what I want to kno...
by legitimatebeef
Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:20 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: Random golf thoughts
Replies: 219
Views: 24244

Re: Random golf thoughts

@jfurr Cool! Can't wait to hear about this.
by legitimatebeef
Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:19 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: Random golf thoughts
Replies: 219
Views: 24244

Re: Random golf thoughts

Every golfer is a feel golfer. GTFO here. :fuckall