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by legitimatebeef
Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:54 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: WTF did you shoot today?
Replies: 1742
Views: 229332

Re: WTF did you shoot today?

Something tells me the Dougster's not too bothered by the heat and humidity what with all his microfiber shirting, and cooling towels, and vacuum flasks and what not.
by legitimatebeef
Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:52 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: WTF did you shoot today?
Replies: 1742
Views: 229332

Re: WTF did you shoot today?

Backed up yesterday's 77 with another one today. Things are clicking right now. Feeling in great control out there. Only 10 GIRs and no birdies today, but hit 79% of fairways. And got up and down 3Xs for par and two more times to save bogey. Satisfying day. Nice round and all but what I want to kno...
by legitimatebeef
Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:20 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: Random golf thoughts
Replies: 213
Views: 23392

Re: Random golf thoughts

@jfurr Cool! Can't wait to hear about this.
by legitimatebeef
Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:19 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: Random golf thoughts
Replies: 213
Views: 23392

Re: Random golf thoughts

Every golfer is a feel golfer. GTFO here. :fuckall
by legitimatebeef
Tue Jun 25, 2019 3:37 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: 2019 summer support group
Replies: 4
Views: 33

Re: 2019 summer support group

I can't even joke about the humidity anymore. Nobody needs more humidity metaphors similes ("It's like walking into a hot towel blahj blaj blahaahdajdk"). Frankly I don't even want to talk about it, don't even want to think about it. Thank God for air conditioning. I know that A/C is bad for the env...
by legitimatebeef
Tue Jun 25, 2019 11:03 am
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: 2019 summer support group
Replies: 4
Views: 33

2019 summer support group

"The only thing less dignified than an amateur golfer is an amateur golfer laboring in the heat. A schlubby, aging, altogether gross amateur golfer all covered in sweat, leering at the cart girl, topping the ball all over the place." Find myself needing some support again. Boy, I am really in the d...
by legitimatebeef
Mon Jun 24, 2019 2:34 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

It's not very often that a golf messageboard site sticks its neck out and champions some obscure, middle-aged golfer, and then a year later that golfer goes on to win for the first time in eleven years. Some might even call such an occurrence remarkable. Not you assholes though. On a more positive n...
by legitimatebeef
Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:34 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

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by legitimatebeef
Sun Jun 23, 2019 6:02 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

With victory firmly in hand, our man still grinds hard for one last par. Fuck y'all non Chez fans.
by legitimatebeef
Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:58 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

Chez is the man. Nobody can ever again give us shit for being Chez fans.
by legitimatebeef
Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:57 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez Rules Motherfucker!

Vindication for me and @jasonfish11, the two biggest Chez fans on the internet.
by legitimatebeef
Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:55 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

This win is especially sweet since local "fans" have been cheering Chez's misses all day. Sad. Fuck you!
by legitimatebeef
Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:54 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

A dramatic three shot swing on the 17th gives Chez a four shot lead going into the last. Thank you Jesus of Nazareth.
by legitimatebeef
Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:27 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

Down to one now :facepalm however Chez just hit a heroic shot to inside 10' while Fuckface Bradley missed over the green. Advantage Chez with three holes to go. Please God.
by legitimatebeef
Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:10 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

Lead down to two. Fuck this shit, good run while it lasted.
by legitimatebeef
Sun Jun 23, 2019 4:54 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

Six to go. Funny how three shots with six to go can seem like a big lead. Right now however, it does not. :bawl
by legitimatebeef
Sun Jun 23, 2019 4:36 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

Keegan Fuckface Bradley is closing in, three back with seven to go.
by legitimatebeef
Sun Jun 23, 2019 4:24 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

Chez steady but the lead is down to four with eight to go. I am having a hard time dealing here.
by legitimatebeef
Sun Jun 23, 2019 4:00 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

FUCK :puke Chez bogey on 8. Still leading by 5. White knuckle time for all us Chez fans.
by legitimatebeef
Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:44 am
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: WTF did you shoot today?
Replies: 1742
Views: 229332

Re: WTF did you shoot today?

Cracked 90 for the first time at Da Club for an 88. Driver was better after I made an adjustment to make it an upright lie. The hybrid is an absolute beast the couple of times I hit it. All in all I was not disappointed. Hold on to your arse fellas, I shot a 79 today at Da Club. Can't really believ...
by legitimatebeef
Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:43 am
Forum: The Other Forum (anything)
Topic: Tennis
Replies: 89
Views: 10268

Re: Tennis

The Maestro won 102nd career title today. Greatest sportsman of all time. :fu
by legitimatebeef
Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:26 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

So proud to be the #1 Chez site on the internet. :bawl Since 2018
by legitimatebeef
Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:52 am
Forum: The Other Forum (anything)
Topic: ... about to put ______ in the video player
Replies: 211
Views: 27996

Re: ... about to put ______ in the video player

Wilderness Survival Film Fest continues. Last night was 2018's "Leave No Trace", the critically acclaimed story of a PTSD vet trying to reject society and live in the woods with his teenage daughter, against both the state's wishes and the kid's natural inclination to, you know, be a normal person. ...
by legitimatebeef
Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:33 am
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

Just now read that Chez is the odds on favorite. :puke To win
by legitimatebeef
Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:53 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: Chez is on a heater
Replies: 19
Views: 95

Re: Chez is on a heater

Fuck yeah, this thread needed to exist. Chez with the 65-66, now T2, two shots back. :bawl