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by legitimatebeef
Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:31 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: driving range confessions
Replies: 8
Views: 62

Re: driving range confessions

DougE wrote:Not in NYC, but aren't you in CA right now?


I am but I couldn't be arsed, as JPJ might say. Anyways, I'm headed to the airport in a half hour. :ohyeah
by legitimatebeef
Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:55 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: driving range confessions
Replies: 8
Views: 62

Re: driving range confessions

DougE wrote:Beef, you probably already realize this, but, you might look for a...


STFU :fuckall I'm not gonna find anything like that, you know it and I know it.
by legitimatebeef
Mon Oct 16, 2017 4:28 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: WTF did you shoot today?
Replies: 1365
Views: 75077

Re: WTF did you shoot today?

14 pars :gay Inspirational! I want to shoot a 76 too.
by legitimatebeef
Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:34 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: driving range confessions
Replies: 8
Views: 62

driving range confessions

The Driving Range Walk of Shame is when you skank the last ball in your bucket, and you refuse to leave on a bad note so you cross the firing line and walk out on to the range to steal an extra ball or two. The people here in South Orange County are the worst offenders I've ever seen. I am seeing ge...
by legitimatebeef
Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:04 pm
Forum: The Other Forum (anything)
Topic: Random youtube thread
Replies: 102
Views: 8225

Re: Random youtube thread

by legitimatebeef
Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:42 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: Random golf thoughts
Replies: 101
Views: 4518

Re: Random golf thoughts

One of the trickiest challenges in all of golf is reaching out with your bare hand and scooping up a ball that's on the ground, while driving the cart, at full speed. It always seems like it's going to be so easy, and then you make a fool of yourself. What seems like an easy reach out and grab, actu...
by legitimatebeef
Mon Oct 09, 2017 12:56 pm
Forum: The Golf Technique Forum
Topic: Severe downhill lie to a distant uphill target
Replies: 6
Views: 67

Re: Severe downhill lie to a distant uphill target

This thread makes me want to play some golf! It sounds like a fun game.
by legitimatebeef
Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:39 pm
Forum: The Other Forum (anything)
Topic: Food - Fresh Buffalo Mozzarella
Replies: 5
Views: 54

Re: Food - Fresh Buffalo Mozzarella

Thanks for the infotainment.
by legitimatebeef
Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:10 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: WTF did you shoot today?
Replies: 1365
Views: 75077

Re: WTF did you shoot today?

Worthingtons is the place to be. :bawl
by legitimatebeef
Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:13 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: Summer Support Group
Replies: 92
Views: 1409

Re: Summer Support Group

It cooled off for a day or two but now it's warm again. Looking ahead to the forecast, it's more of the same far as the eye can see: lots of sunshine, mild to warm temps, oh and SEVERE LOW GOLFABILITY INDEX ADVISORY WARNING WATCH. :fuckall My fear is that I am going to put off golf til the winter, o...
by legitimatebeef
Wed Oct 04, 2017 9:50 am
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: If You Could Play Golf as Often as You Prefer, How Often?
Replies: 19
Views: 324

Re: If You Could Play Golf as Often as You Prefer, How Often?

Probably passed the point of diminishing returns. Believe me the rest of us should be so lucky. I want to pass that point too, just to see what it's like. One time a few years ago, I played three days in a row and that was as close as I've ever got. :nope
by legitimatebeef
Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:37 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The Presidents Cup 2017
Replies: 22
Views: 357

Re: The Presidents Cup 2017

:facepalm:

by legitimatebeef
Sun Oct 01, 2017 3:23 pm
Forum: The Golf Technique Forum
Topic: Putting confessions
Replies: 5
Views: 96

Putting confessions

For most of my golf playing life I lined up putts using a sharpie line on the ball. I stopped doing it two and half rounds ago and the effect has been astonishing. For all that time, I refused to trust my instinctive sense of alignment while standing over the ball. I thought pre-aiming the ball was ...
by legitimatebeef
Sat Sep 30, 2017 11:58 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: WTF did you shoot today?
Replies: 1365
Views: 75077

Re: WTF did you shoot today?

Slow play disaster at Marine Park today. Took Ms Beef out, weather was harsh, cold n windy, thought it'd be empty but I was so wrong. Fuckfaces everywhere. We got paired with a couple of French knuckleheads. They were fine but one of them got extremely bitchy with me at one point, only four holes in...
by legitimatebeef
Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:55 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The Presidents Cup 2017
Replies: 22
Views: 357

Re: The Presidents Cup 2017

Yay let's feed some more Christians to the lions. :facepalm

This event is a disgrace. It doesn't work.
by legitimatebeef
Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:37 am
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The Presidents Cup 2017
Replies: 22
Views: 357

Re: The Presidents Cup 2017

So I know the US needs 7 points from 8 matches tomorrow but what happens if mathematically it's over after Saturday? Do they all just get shitfaced and stoned and play out the Sunday round? They should but they won't. One occasion where I'd actually feel sorry for the commentating crew, having to s...
by legitimatebeef
Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:43 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: golf is hard
Replies: 23
Views: 226

Re: golf is hard

I'm very accustomed to these "bad situations" but I will still get angry over blowup scores, like to the point where I wish I could push a button and detonate the entire planet or whatever. It's all part of the fun. Well I hope that Trump doesn't take his golf that seriously, because he D...
by legitimatebeef
Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:47 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: golf is hard
Replies: 23
Views: 226

Re: golf is hard

A tour golfbag with 14 clubs, balls, towels, raingear and water weighs up to 40 pounds. Really, that's not bad if you compare it to what the average infanterist has to lug around (60 to 100 pounds... now that is heavy). I ride only when on holidays in the heat. Pushcart otherwise as is the norm on ...
by legitimatebeef
Fri Sep 29, 2017 11:48 am
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The Presidents Cup 2017
Replies: 22
Views: 357

Re: The Presidents Cup 2017

If the inties somehow carve out a miracle lead going into the final day, I will try to attend and if I do I am going to razz Mickelson so hard and unmerciful. I joke around about that guy and what not but in all seriousness, I consider him one of the bad ones.
by legitimatebeef
Fri Sep 29, 2017 10:27 am
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The Presidents Cup 2017
Replies: 22
Views: 357

Re: The Presidents Cup 2017

All this time I assumed that Phil Mickelson avoided social media because he wanted to stay above the fray. But no, he's just technologically inept. He probably still reads newspapers and sends out handwritten correspondences. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
by legitimatebeef
Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:48 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: Summer Support Group
Replies: 92
Views: 1409

Re: Summer Support Group

They say it's going to cool off starting today. I don't know man, I still experienced some casual sweating. Humidity and temps are down somewhat though. Supposedly high in the 60s this weekend. If that holds, should be nice and refreshing. Don't know if I have ever looked so forward to fall/winter. ...
by legitimatebeef
Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:42 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: Summer Support Group
Replies: 92
Views: 1409

Re: Summer Support Group

I guess that it is fall, but we had in NJ the wettest, coolest summer that I can remember. The courses never dried out and were lush through August. Unheard of in NJ. But September has been the warmest and driest I have ever seen. Courses are rock hard right now, almost like a normal August. Had 6 ...
by legitimatebeef
Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:37 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The Presidents Cup 2017
Replies: 22
Views: 357

Re: The Presidents Cup 2017

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/captains-assistant-tiger-woods-of-the-us-team-speaks-to-former-us-picture-id855214050 http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/captains-assistant-tiger-woods-of-the-us-team-speaks-to-former-us-w-picture-id855215480 Tiger is at the Presidents Cup (along with some big n...
by legitimatebeef
Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:59 pm
Forum: The Golf Technique Forum
Topic: Swinging an upside-down club
Replies: 8
Views: 134

Re: Swinging an upside-down club

Doug you know that I respect your golf wisdom. So I checked out this tasty-sounding contraption and I am interested. On their website when they talk about people who live in cold climates who want to still practice and stay in golf-shape it felt like they were speaking directly to me. :breaking Whic...
by legitimatebeef
Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:18 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: golf is hard
Replies: 23
Views: 226

Re: golf is hard

What was interesting was that the caddies could use push carts, also, if they wanted to. The USGA allows this in almost all of it's tournaments. I know for US Open qualifying (both regional and sectional) the caddies can use push carts. I'm not sure if they can in the US Open or not. True dat. In t...

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