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by legitimatebeef
Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:52 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: 2019 PGA Tour thread
Replies: 163
Views: 5558

Re: 2019 PGA Tour thread

by legitimatebeef
Thu Aug 22, 2019 4:50 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: Pre-Release (g)rumblings of new Titleist irons
Replies: 29
Views: 502

Re: Pre-Release (g)rumblings of new Titleist irons

I should buy some shares of GOLF right now, before Doug gets in on the action.
by legitimatebeef
Wed Aug 21, 2019 4:43 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: 2019 summer support group
Replies: 59
Views: 950

Re: 2019 summer support group

Heat advisory until tomorrow night. FTS. Feels like I'm not so much living life as waiting for summer to be over.
by legitimatebeef
Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:23 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread
Replies: 642
Views: 73877

Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger tards, onward. Not dead yet. Officially dead. Which is good since he needs to rest and rehab, not play. I should clarify, when I said not dead I was not alluding to elimination from the big season ending shipping cup comp...
by legitimatebeef
Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:22 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread
Replies: 642
Views: 73877

Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

5-time Masters Champion Tiger and Chez, just two middle-aged dudes grinding hard to avoid elimination and make the Tour Championship. Unfortunately as is often the case lately, the Chezmeister has the upper hand.
by legitimatebeef
Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:12 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread
Replies: 642
Views: 73877

Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

5-time Masters Champion Tiger tards, onward. Not dead yet.
by legitimatebeef
Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:41 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread
Replies: 642
Views: 73877

Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

The 5-time Masters Champion Tiger has been spotted onsite today at the Cialis Open BMW Championship, walking and everything. Says he decided yesterday "to give it a go". This all seems like either a new physical challenge to overcome, or else the beginning of the end. Let's say this turns out to hav...
by legitimatebeef
Sun Aug 11, 2019 2:32 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: WTF did you shoot today?
Replies: 1818
Views: 247052

Re: WTF did you shoot today?

NOICE. @bkuehn1952 I'd put our average handicap up against that of any other golf messageboard community. Fuckin' A :heynow

I am going to put up some low scores of my own this coming fall and winter. I am guaranteeing it right here and now.
by legitimatebeef
Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:08 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: 2019 PGA Tour thread
Replies: 163
Views: 5558

Re: 2019 PGA Tour thread

I'm trying to figure out my price here, what it would take for me to attend this local PGA Tour event. It's easily a three digit figure. Fuck this shit. The PGA Tour product, minus 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Woods, looks really anemic right about now. There's one reliably great player in Koepka, ...
by legitimatebeef
Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:35 am
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: 2019 PGA Tour thread
Replies: 163
Views: 5558

Re: 2019 PGA Tour thread

The PGA Tour has come to Beef's Landing. Once again I am facing temptations to attend. pros: -ultraconvenient ferry directly from Manhattan to the 12th hole. No stupid shuttle busing necessary for ferry passengers. As far as attending pro golf, don't think access gets any easier than this -chance t...
by legitimatebeef
Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:00 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread
Replies: 642
Views: 73877

Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

DougE wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:42 am
There goes the weekend TV ratings down the toilet.
There goes the Fedex cup too. Last year's was probably the greatest ever, exciting, emotional, gratifying. Must see TV. This year gonna be the complete opposite.
by legitimatebeef
Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:53 am
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread
Replies: 642
Views: 73877

Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

Now evident that 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Woods made some sort of deal with the devil to win the Masters for the fifth time. Either that, or the PGA Tour is in a weak era. In which a 43 year-old with a wonky, fused back can still compete with the supposedly young and tight studs, and still win ...
by legitimatebeef
Wed Aug 07, 2019 1:30 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: 2019 PGA Tour thread
Replies: 163
Views: 5558

Re: 2019 PGA Tour thread

It's official. The man says he is "stiff" today. Stopped hitting full shots after seven holes. This on a Wednesday, after a long layoff. Fuck this shit. The last time 5-time Masters Champion Tiger played here, back pain brought him to his knees. Fuck this shit. One thing is clear by now. He managed ...
by legitimatebeef
Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:10 am
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: 2019 PGA Tour thread
Replies: 163
Views: 5558

Re: 2019 PGA Tour thread

I think 5-time Masters Champion Tiger's going to make the decision for me. Pro-am is going on right now, but reports on twitter suggest that the back's acting up mid-round, and now he's only chipping and putting around the course. Fuck this shit. It's over. Everyone go and die in the way that seems ...
by legitimatebeef
Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:14 am
Forum: The Other Forum (anything)
Topic: ... currently listening to:
Replies: 172
Views: 28618

Re: ... currently listening to:

jfurr wrote:
Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:41 pm
The Jesus and Mary Chain - Stoned and Dethroned... about time I checked out this album from 1994.
I spun that disc a lot in 1996. I still love the sound. And still love Hope Sandoval, been listening to this lately:

by legitimatebeef
Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:10 am
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: 2019 PGA Tour thread
Replies: 163
Views: 5558

Re: 2019 PGA Tour thread

Doug that is actually a very relevant point. The ferry picks up from lower Manhattan, a.k.a. financial district, a well established douche-zone. Demographically speaking I think I'd maybe even rather mix it up with Long Islanders than banker bros. Ugh. It's a toss-up. Most likely I'll just be watchi...
by legitimatebeef
Tue Aug 06, 2019 11:34 am
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: 2019 PGA Tour thread
Replies: 163
Views: 5558

Re: 2019 PGA Tour thread

The PGA Tour has come to Beef's Landing. Once again I am facing temptations to attend. pros: -ultraconvenient ferry directly from Manhattan to the 12th hole. No stupid shuttle busing necessary for ferry passengers. As far as attending pro golf, don't think access gets any easier than this -chance to...
by legitimatebeef
Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:07 pm
Forum: The Other Forum (anything)
Topic: N.B.A.
Replies: 110
Views: 6952

Re: N.B.A.

Since the last post in this thread, the entire landscape of the NBA changed beyond recognition. But that is for another discussion. Today it was announced that NBA legend Vince Carter, aged 42 (same as me :bawl ), will be playing his final season next year. Pro basketball is no country for old men. ...
by legitimatebeef
Sun Aug 04, 2019 8:43 am
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: 2019 summer support group
Replies: 59
Views: 950

Re: 2019 summer support group

Maybe playing left-handed will alleviate the issue! :up
by legitimatebeef
Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:51 am
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: Random golf thoughts
Replies: 231
Views: 26383

Re: Random golf thoughts

Dr. Timothy Leary once likened taking LSD to hitting golf balls. By itself each is a harmless activity. But you have to do it in designated areas, under the supervision of experienced pros.
by legitimatebeef
Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:56 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: 2019 PGA Tour thread
Replies: 163
Views: 5558

Re: 2019 PGA Tour thread

Webb Simpson named his daughter Wyndham, yes that's right after the hotel chain, because he won their tournament once. That is one of the stupidest, lamest things I have ever heard.
by legitimatebeef
Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:07 am
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: The 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread
Replies: 642
Views: 73877

Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

Golf on TV is back next week, motherfuckers.

by legitimatebeef
Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:56 am
Forum: The Other Forum (anything)
Topic: ... about to put ______ in the video player
Replies: 214
Views: 30303

Re: ... about to put ______ in the video player

Jackie Brown came on Showtime last night, I watched the whole thing for the umpteen time. I think I love it more each time. Love everything about this movie except maybe the thin plot. Love the characters, dialogue, music, production. Especially love the locations, shitty nondescript South LA, Torra...
by legitimatebeef
Tue Jul 30, 2019 12:49 pm
Forum: Golf on TV Forum
Topic: 2019 LPGA Tour
Replies: 49
Views: 1598

Re: 2019 LPGA Tour

This whole Solheim Cup situation has the feel of the final days of a going-out-of-business liquidation sale.
by legitimatebeef
Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:18 pm
Forum: The Legitimategolf Forum
Topic: 2019 goals
Replies: 34
Views: 857

Re: 2019 goals

Lots of BLM land in Washington. Once I'm living in a van, I'll probably spend some time there.