Stuff you find on the golf course (nsfw)

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Stuff you find on the golf course (nsfw)

Post by legitimatebeef » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:33 pm

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I found this yesterday on the ground at Dyker and thought "Gee, there's a novel kind of divot tool!" I looked on the internet and turns out you can get these at--where else--Amazon.



And! It is both a divot tool, and a tee! How clever is that. Not to mention the obvious--it is shaped (and colored!) not just like a naked lady, but a naked lady with a kickass body. The head on mine is broken, I can't tee her up. Not that I would anyways. I'll keep it in the bag, and donate it to the next person who needs to fix a divot.

I've found some comical tees over the years. Like a plastic one, with a little length of nylon string tethered to a little stake which I am guessing serves as the anchor, to keep the tee from flying off into the abyss. An economical concept--until the day you manage to somehow lose the whole damn contraption. I'll see if I still have that one somewhere.
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Post by jasonfish11 » Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:03 pm

A friend of mine in TN always teed off on the 1st hole with a naked lady tee. He left it behind for the next group.
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Post by bkuehn1952 » Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:19 am

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