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Re: Tennis

Post by legitimatebeef » Sun Mar 31, 2019 5:50 pm

It is 2019 and I am super excited to see 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Woods in the Masters and The Maestro at Wimbletons. "Father Time" can suck a dick. :fu
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Post by bkuehn1952 » Sun Mar 31, 2019 7:10 pm

Roger the Dodger is the Tom Brady of tennis (or Tom Brady is the Roger Federer of football).
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Re: Tennis

Post by legitimatebeef » Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:29 pm

srogers13 wrote:
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Nadal wussed out, I saw.
Federer Nadal 39 is on, at the French Open of Tennis. Nowhere to hide this time Nadal. Time to face the music. :puke

Just to be clear here. This is the most anticipated tennis match in a long time. Eleven-time champion Nadal is favored against anybody on this surface at this tournament. But his confidence is bruised lately. And old guy Federer is playing free with little at stake emotionally. I will be watching with superintense interest. :onfire
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Post by bkuehn1952 » Tue Jun 04, 2019 5:27 pm

Sadly, they will likely beat each other to a pulp and Dockic (whatever that Serb's name is) will stroll to the title.
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Re: Tennis

Post by legitimatebeef » Tue Jun 04, 2019 6:34 pm

@bkuehn1952 makes a good point: Djokovic is a douche, and the likely winner. He put the supreme beatdown on Nadal at the last so-called major championship. I still have a tiny bit of faith in young Dominic Thiem of Austria though. These old fux can't win forever.
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Post by legitimatebeef » Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:24 am

F pro tennis! Bunch of overprivileged closeted homosexuals.
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Re: Tennis

Post by legitimatebeef » Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:40 pm

Not that there's anything wrong with being homosexual obviously :thumbdown

Fine, there's nothing wrong with being closeted either. Jeez.

Oh, ok. People can't help it if they are overprivileged either. Fine, I am the horrible bigot here. Nadal picks his butt and then sniffs his hand every time. Defend that.
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Post by jasonfish11 » Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:26 pm

legitimatebeef wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:40 pm
Nadal picks his butt and then sniffs his hand every time. Defend that.
I don't watch tennis. Is this true at all? If so that's pretty damn funny.

Maybe he has some cocaine or adderall or something crammed up there for an energy boost.
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Post by bkuehn1952 » Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:52 pm

Feds was not going to beat Nadal on clay at the French. It just can't happen. Not at Fed's age. Let's go play on grass. Feds is at home there and given a good draw, he has a chance. Feds winning Wimbledon after the Masters? Nirvana. :yess
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Post by legitimatebeef » Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:18 pm

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Post by legitimatebeef » Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:27 pm

Thiem beat Djokovic and will face Nadal in the final. :yess Now Thiem may very well be a snot but let's give him a chance, he is trying to dethrone these old motherfuckers. And he has beaten them, just not at a grand slam. He beat Nadal on clay a few weeks ago! :fuckall
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Post by srogers13 » Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:09 pm

Watching The Daily Wager on ESPNNews, one of the prognosticators was all in on Thiem to win the French before the tourney.
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Post by bkuehn1952 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:13 am

Yawn. 12 French titles. Greatest tennis player on clay.
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Post by legitimatebeef » Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:33 am

Earnestly believe they should retire this tournament. There is literally only one person left in the world who likes it.
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Post by legitimatebeef » Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:43 am

The Maestro won 102nd career title today. Greatest sportsman of all time. :fu
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Post by legitimatebeef » Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:16 am

Wimbledonz started. I don't like Federer's chances because the grass is so slow this year. In tennis, if you are old, ironically you need a fast, not a slow court surface. Champion is going to be Slavic douchebag Novak Djokovic.
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Post by bkuehn1952 » Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:04 am

legitimatebeef wrote:
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Wimbledonz started. I don't like Federer's chances because the grass is so slow this year. In tennis, if you are old, ironically you need a fast, not a slow court surface. Champion is going to be Slavic douchebag Novak Djokovic.
The Maestro has a better draw. Plus the 6th and 16th seeds are out already. We need some upsets in the "odd" half of the draw to get the #1 and #3 seeds gone.
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Re: Tennis

Post by legitimatebeef » Mon Jul 08, 2019 1:07 pm

Today on the Wimbledon schedule is probably the greatest Monday in all of grand slam tournament tennis. Everybody left in the tournament plays.

That said, yesterday which was the first Sunday of Wimbledon, is the absolute worst day in all of grand slam tournament tennis, on which nobody plays.
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Post by legitimatebeef » Wed Jul 10, 2019 10:59 am

bkuehn1952 wrote:
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We need some upsets in the "odd" half of the draw to get the #1 and #3 seeds gone.
Nobody in men's tennis is close to being up to the task. Old man dominance continues. If Fed wants to win another Wimby, he will have to go through both them assholes now. I am throwing in the towel. Sad.
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Re: Tennis

Post by legitimatebeef » Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:37 pm

F the "big three" of tennis. Legitimategolf.com now stands behind Roberto Bautista-Agut of Spain. Biggest upset in tennis history, it will be.
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Post by bkuehn1952 » Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:26 pm

The Maestro appears to have a little bit left in the tank. I hope that Serbian butt head gets a dish of humility but even if it doesn't happen, I am content.
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Re: Tennis

Post by legitimatebeef » Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:36 am

I too believe. Should The Maestro beat microphone-head, it would be the most significant title of them all. :puke Both these punks are closing in on The Maestro's all-time record. To beat them both down, at this age, would be final proof that The Maestro is without question the greatest of all time.

Djokovic has not yet been tested in this tournament. Should be interesting. Fuckin shitballs.
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Re: Tennis

Post by bkuehn1952 » Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:58 pm

I like the US Open with its night matches and EDT schedule. I predict Serena and Feds win. A last hurrah for those tennis fixtures.
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Re: Tennis

Post by legitimatebeef » Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:15 am

bkuehn1952 wrote:
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I like the US Open with its night matches and EDT schedule. I predict Serena and Feds win. A last hurrah for those tennis fixtures.
Fed I can get behind. I am still pissed off about the Wimbleton final but hey, it was a coin flip. Both guys had match points. Really impressive considering Fed is older by almost six years. Williams on the other hand has some serious mental issues now. She can still make finals but once she gets there she is a nervous wreck. The women's tour still kind of sucks but it's no longer under her thumb. She can no longer intimidate via a bunch of grunting and screaming.
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Re: Tennis

Post by bkuehn1952 » Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:32 am

"... but this is Grigor's moment, not my body's," Federer said.

I was hoping to see Feds win another U.S. Open. Still, his reaction shows why he is the classiest athlete of our time.
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