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Re: Tennis

Post by bkuehn1952 » Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:13 pm

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Fed in the final. Again.

Greatest sportsman of our time. Federer is kind of like Tiger, if Tiger had kept his shit together and never ran over a fire hydrant etc.
Word up.

I was also happy to see Caroline Wozniacki (sp) finally win a major. She has had the unfortunate fate of being considered a 2nd rate but attractive player. Now we all know she is a good player and attractive. No Serena, of course, but competitive with the best.
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Re: Tennis

Post by legitimatebeef » Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:03 am

bkuehn1952 wrote:
Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:13 pm
legitimatebeef wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:18 pm
Fed in the final. Again.

Greatest sportsman of our time. Federer is kind of like Tiger, if Tiger had kept his shit together and never ran over a fire hydrant etc.
Word up.

I was also happy to see Caroline Wozniacki (sp) finally win a major. She has had the unfortunate fate of being considered a 2nd rate but attractive player. Now we all know she is a good player and attractive. No Serena, of course, but competitive with the best.
Disagree. I think Caroline is more attractive. To each his own. :nope
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Re: Tennis

Post by legitimatebeef » Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:10 am

By the way, this morning I do not know who has won the men's final. For I am flashing back to the 80s and beyond: I am suspending reality via tape delay. Last night before bed I made sure to change the TV channel and close all tennis related websites on the computer. Currently I am hermetically sealed off from the whole world of tennis. The only tennis information being allowed into my home is this ESPN tape delay broadcast of the match. If anyone makes a post here, don't even bother putting it in a spoiler because I'm not even going to open the thread. That's how little I trust you knuckleheads to not spoil this match for me. Last year's final turned out to be one for the ages and I missed it entirely. This year's was probably a dud, with a disappointing result. Oh well, we shall see over the next couple hours!
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Re: Tennis

Post by legitimatebeef » Sun Jan 28, 2018 1:42 pm

TRULY MAGNIFICENT

Last year when Roger Fed won two slams, I thought it was an extended fluke. I was wrong. The modern tennis game changed, it belongs to Fed again.

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Re: Tennis

Post by legitimatebeef » Sun Jan 28, 2018 3:07 pm

New forum-wide rule effective immediately. All specific references to the great Roger Federer must be as "the Maestro". "Roger Federer the Maestro" is also acceptable. Compliance is not optional. Don't make me wake up the auto-correct bot.
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Re: Tennis

Post by bkuehn1952 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:19 pm

legitimatebeef wrote:
Sun Jan 28, 2018 3:07 pm
New forum-wide rule effective immediately. All specific references to the great Roger Federer must be as "the Maestro". "Roger Federer the Maestro" is also acceptable. Compliance is not optional. Don't make me wake up the auto-correct bot.
Is RFTM acceptable? Or some other snazzy short-cut?
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Re: Tennis

Post by jasonfish11 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:22 pm

bkuehn1952 wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:19 pm
legitimatebeef wrote:
Sun Jan 28, 2018 3:07 pm
New forum-wide rule effective immediately. All specific references to the great Roger Federer must be as "the Maestro". "Roger Federer the Maestro" is also acceptable. Compliance is not optional. Don't make me wake up the auto-correct bot.
Is RFTM acceptable? Or some other snazzy short-cut?
That could also fit the "Real F#*@ing Tennis Man"
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Re: Tennis

Post by legitimatebeef » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:44 am

The number one tennis player in the world is once again Roger Federer the Maestro. All hail.

I SAID ALL HAIL :fkno
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