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Post by legitimatebeef » Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:21 pm

Happy for 5-time Masters Champion Tiger but honestly a little ambivalent about being pulled so hard back into tv golf fandom. PGA Championship is coming up in about a month. Considering the proximity to what just happened, the hype is going to be out of control. Well guess what, PGA Championship is at Bethpage Fuckin Black, a couple towns over from Beef's Landing. Prior to yesterday I had no designs on getting anywhere near this Long Island douchefest. But everything's changed now. I have to start making plans, no choice in the matter really. :facepalm
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Post by CeeBee » Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:29 pm

You gotta go. The golf landscape has changed. Look the fuck out chumps. He’s back! 5-time Masters Champion Tiger!!!!
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Post by DougE » Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:23 am

Enough with the El Tigre stuff. Can we please go back to T I G E R. We are not in Mexico anymore, Dorothy.

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Post by legitimatebeef » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:56 pm

You're right Doug. Original Flavor El Tigre is back!
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Post by legitimatebeef » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:37 pm

Re-feel the feels right here.

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Post by legitimatebeef » Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:20 pm

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Post by legitimatebeef » Sun Apr 21, 2019 9:20 am

Anyone noticing a surge in recreational golf activity post-Masters? I went to hit balls last week and I know it's a small sample, but the place was definitely busier than normal. Believe me, I have my finger on the pulse of this place. I have the best words and I am like, very smart. Anyways where was I. The 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Effect. Fuck. Summer golf is going to suck.

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Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

Post by jasonfish11 » Sun Apr 21, 2019 12:26 pm

legitimatebeef wrote:
Sun Apr 21, 2019 9:20 am
Anyone noticing a surge in recreational golf activity post-Masters? I went to hit balls last week and I know it's a small sample, but the place was definitely busier than normal. Believe me, I have my finger on the pulse of this place. I have the best words and I am like, very smart. Anyways where was I. The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Effect. Fuck. Summer golf is going to suck.

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Well it's not me. Not sure why but I've lost interest in golf. Some combination of...
1) too busy on the weekends to justify 5 hours away from family
2) I don't have time to practice and get better
3) I've started playing a poker game every week (night when family is sleeping) so that gets all my competitiveness out.
4) tendonitis
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Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

Post by legitimatebeef » Sun Apr 21, 2019 1:21 pm

Since you are not a NYC area golfer I am not glad to hear any of that. I'm sure tendonitis keeps a lot of people away. However I believe the 5-time Masters Champion Tiger effect is stronger than most cases of tendonitis.
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Post by legitimatebeef » Sun Apr 21, 2019 1:28 pm

This latest autocorrect is a disaster. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Post by bkuehn1952 » Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:25 am

I will test the "5-time Masters Champion Tiger" effect this week. Been on the road and the weather here has sucked.
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Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

Post by legitimatebeef » Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:02 am

Let's face it 5-time Masters Champion Tiger at Quail Hollow would have been a little premature. After all the Masters was a big fuckin' deal, arguably the 2nd biggest win of 5-time Masters Champion Tiger's career, the first being the 1997 Masters. I think some extended time is needed to reflect on not just this victory, but the eleven years in the major championship wilderness that preceded it. And because 5-time Masters Champion Tiger is old and rickety now, even more recovery time. As a result the PGA is going to be off the hook as the kids like to say. It's not just the next major championship, it is the return of 5-time Masters Champion Tiger.
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Post by bkuehn1952 » Mon May 06, 2019 12:13 pm

He needs some time to wallow in the glory of his Masters victory. No need to rush back out.
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Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

Post by legitimatebeef » Tue May 07, 2019 10:56 am

I give fatass a hard time but here, he is one of us. A 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Tard that is. A huge 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Tard too. I am surprised at the depth of his appreciation for 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Woods. Obviously he is reading teleprompter, but there is no mistaking the enthusiasm. This is quite the oral history of 5-time Masters Champion Tiger's whole career!

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Post by legitimatebeef » Thu May 09, 2019 11:03 am

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Post by legitimatebeef » Mon May 13, 2019 12:00 pm

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Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

Post by legitimatebeef » Wed May 15, 2019 2:52 pm

No 5-time Masters Champion Tiger onsite today. That is to say no onsite practice, the day before a so-called major championship. Very concerning from a 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Tard perspective. Retreat!!!
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Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

Post by legitimatebeef » Thu May 30, 2019 3:21 pm

Decent -2 today, currently T17, 5 off the lead. Call me crazy but I feel like this guy has a decent shot at winning the tournament. :up
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Post by bkuehn1952 » Thu May 30, 2019 7:11 pm

Hello crazy. But I hope you are correct and 5-time Masters Champion Tiger mania gets a boost Sunday.
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Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

Post by legitimatebeef » Fri May 31, 2019 10:42 am

Sports on TV extravaganza this weekend. 5-time Masters Champion Tiger at Memorial, French Open of tennis, US Open of Woman Golf, and NBA finals. :puke
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Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

Post by legitimatebeef » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:27 am

5-time Masters Champion Tiger Woods's statement on Hank Haney's suspension from Sirius/XM radio:

“He deserved it. Just can't look at life like that. And he obviously said what he meant, and he got what he deserved.”

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Post by bkuehn1952 » Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:43 pm

Mr. Woods is -4 after 8 holes Saturday.
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Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

Post by legitimatebeef » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:45 pm

US Open mode engaged.

Got a little sloppy yesterday but been striking it clean all weekend.

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Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

Post by legitimatebeef » Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:20 pm

Anyone else watching? This is a real treat. For people who enjoy great golf swingin.
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Re: The 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger Thread

Post by jasonfish11 » Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:37 pm

I just turned it on 5 min before the coverage gap lol
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