2018 The Masters Tournament

[legitimatebeef]

That's a great idea, chef.

[jasonfish11]

Just saw the video of Finau rolling his ankle. So gross.

What a jerkoff. Even if he didn't mangle himself, he still looked like a fool running around a golf course on which everyone knows that running is not permitted.

Well shit he's -1 through 4 holes.

[jattruia]

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Had a tasty Pimento Cheese sandwich for lunch as well.

[jasonfish11]

Haha that 2nd shot on 13 for El Tigré. I'm pretty sure he was using the spectators as a back stop.

[jfurr]

What happened to Sergio on 15??

[jasonfish11]

Made 10' for 13

[jasonfish11]

2 in drop 3
4 in drop 5
6 in drop 7
8 in drop 9
10 in drop 11
12 to 10' and rolls it in

[jfurr]

Holy shit Tin Cup

[legitimatebeef]

Man, now I'm really craving some zesty cheese spread for reals.

[jasonfish11]

Holy shit Tin Cup

Except shots 4-12 were from the drop zone. I think 3 of them he landed past the hole and spun it back into the water. One he landed pin high.

Sadly they were all good shots. Nothing chunked. Just too much spin and slope on that green.

[jasonfish11]

Not sure if this or the Tony Finau ankle is harder to watch.

[GBOGEY]

I guess Callaway can make a new ad that talks about how much spin their wedges put on the ball.

[legitimatebeef]

Sergio bit his lip so hard. He wanted so bad to complain about the speed of the green but he won't dare because it's Augusta.

[jattruia]

He won't dare because he won it. He's already bitched plenty about Augusta before that.

[legitimatebeef]

El Tigré moving up the leaderboard early on Friday.

[legitimatebeef]

And right back down. He was doing better before he teed off. I think he is toast for this week.

[legitimatebeef]

Playing like a muni douchebag today.

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[legitimatebeef]

Time to retire.

[jasonfish11]

He'll still win 5 majors this year

[legitimatebeef]

Chez made the cut, shot under par today and is beating El Tigré's sorry ass by two.

Only one notable MC this week: the defending champion. What a douche.

[DougE]

You leave El Tigré alone!

[jasonfish11]

Good news. Sunday when they have to play 36 holes will be cooler. So all those shots El Tigré was long with on his irons should be pretty good. Assuming he doesn't make adjustments to being long all day.

[legitimatebeef]

If you are anything like me and you enjoy watching Phil Mickelson have a bad day at work, you should tune into featured group coverage on Masters.com right now.

[legitimatebeef]

El Tigré having a bad day too. Wealthiest guy in golf and even he cannot find rain pants that don't look stupid.

[legitimatebeef]

I gave up playing today to watch this gloomy crap. Regrets...