2019 LPGA Tour

[bkuehn1952]

We are about 2 weeks from the "Tournament of Champions"

[legitimatebeef]

Dang, I was hoping it started today. I think the males begin their season today. No shits to give however.

[legitimatebeef]

Worthington's own Thidapa S. is on the leaderboard. Suck on that haters.

[DougE]

She dumped her high-level amateur golfer boyfriend, who evidently, was her connection to WM. She hasn't been seen here since. Still rooting for her though. I feel like she and I are buddies. Of course she wouldn't remember me from Adam.

[legitimatebeef]

Of course that old cliche. A girl wins one lousy LPGA title and suddenly the old amateur boyfriend's not good enough anymore.

[legitimatebeef]

I will be frank here. My interest in the LPGA is waning. Their scheduling sucks. Yeah I know they just wrapped up two events down under. I don't care. They sucked and were poorly attended. Besides that Inbee has gone AWOL. The field is getting boring and homogenous. You can only take so much of "I just tried to take it one shot at a time".

That said, the LPGA begins its first Asia swing tomorrow night. Prime time golf, blah. As you can see, where I used to have a bunch of gay enthusiasm, I now have barely enough to complete this pos

[legitimatebeef]

Actually was pleased that Amy Yang won the LPGA event. Smoothest golf swing on planet earth. At this point I know you are all disagreeing with me because that's what you all do obviously, so then here is a challenge. Find me a smoother swing, and post a video of it here. Or else STFU.

[jasonfish11]

I can't determine which one is smoother, but Raphael Jacquelin is pretty much butter smooth too.

[legitimatebeef]

All the info you need right here

[legitimatebeef]

Michelle bombed out of the big event but she looks changed for the better, to my eye at least. Back in high school an older kid once educated me on the subtle changes that girls tend to undergo once they start uh, getting laid. I believe I am seeing, albeit through the TV, this sort of change in Michelle Wie in 2019.

[legitimatebeef]

Inky Kim leads early after two rounds. I love this. She is a guitar player and huge Beatlesmaniac, just like me.

[legitimatebeef]

Gosh durn it, Columbia South Carolina's own Mi Hyang Lee made a run at the title but came up short. Solo runner up though And a hole in one freak out during round three.

[legitimatebeef]

I'm considering leaving women's golf fandom. Just not feeling it no mo'. Tiger's win last Sunday set me straight, maybe.

[DougE]

I'm as big a Tiger fan as there is, but, I'll always have room for the ladies.

[legitimatebeef]

I'm as big a 5-time Masters Champion Tiger fan as there is, but, I'll always have room for the ladies.

Did you heard about Thidapa changed her name to Jasmine or somethin. Gotta clean house now that shes an LPGA winner. Out with the old boyfriend, old name etc etc.

[jasonfish11]

I'm as big a 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger fan as there is, but, I'll always have room for the ladies.

Did you heard about Thidapa changed her name to Jasmine or somethin. Gotta clean house now that shes an LPGA winner. Out with the old boyfriend, old name etc etc.

Does it triplicate tiger in a double quote?

[jasonfish11]

I'm as big a 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger fan as there is, but, I'll always have room for the ladies.

Did you heard about Thidapa changed her name to Jasmine or somethin. Gotta clean house now that shes an LPGA winner. Out with the old boyfriend, old name etc etc.

Does it triplicate 5-time Masters Champion Tiger in a double quote?

Boom that's a lot of tiger

[srogers13]

Boom that's a lot of 5-time Masters Champion Tiger

[legitimatebeef]

Did you heard about Thidapa changed her name to Jasmine or somethin. Gotta clean house now that shes an LPGA winner. Out with the old boyfriend, old name etc etc.

Does it triplicate 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger in a double quote?

Boom that's a lot of 5-time Masters Champion Tiger

Yes there's obviously a bug in this feature. I'm working on it. In the meantime just don't multi-quote so much and we'll be fine.

[legitimatebeef]

Boom that's a lot of 5-time Masters Champion 5-time Masters Champion Tiger

I CAN DIG THAT

Listen up, Tiger fans got shit on for many years, from like 2014 to basically all the way up until the Tour Championship last year. Shit on. Now we get to be the super obnoxious gloating dickface for a change. Get used to it everyone

[tonyj5]

This week the LPGA moves to the state of Virginia for the playing of the Pure Silk Championship Presented by Visit Williamsburg.

Here is my preview and much more:

For more info check out my website.

[legitimatebeef]

And thus begins my annual badgering of our representative from Virginia to go enjoy the ladies.

[jasonfish11]

And thus begins my annual badgering of our representative from Virginia to go enjoy the ladies.

I have 2 t-ball games this weekend, 1 birthday party, and a 6 year old that wants to go to the pool the rest of the time.

[srogers13]

2 tee-ball games? Is that code for golf?

[legitimatebeef]

And thus begins my annual badgering of our representative from Virginia to go enjoy the ladies.

I have 2 t-ball games this weekend, 1 birthday party, and a 6 year old that wants to go to the pool the rest of the time.

Thus ends my annual badgering of our representative from Virginia to go enjoy the ladies.